They should invent a machine

They should invent a machine that grabs you and flings you around a bare sterile room with a crane arm industrial that comes from the ceiling a blank white expanse. It should be able to catch the back of your shirt and toss you straight up and catch you across the stomach with its arm and knock the wind out of you mouth agape :O gasping breathing openfaced fish not a teeth only a tube to the other end. Metalblocked interrupted flow it should evacuate your air tire pump pressure. It should catch you when you slide off the arm drooling emptymouthed. It should be soft too and delicate when it needs. It should have spindly fingers at the end of the arm perfectly straight in the round thin like the tongs on a fork and pluck you from the space by the ankle dangle bloodless. It should squeeze from the head to the bottom of the feet to put you back in order and click click twisting wind up the ticking pulse in your neck. It should be safe it should be love it should throw you up and over again and never let you fall.